UHH BABY - A NEW ZHOD TAPE?

Q: Does it have as many stupid samples as the last one?
    ( THE INCREDIBLE KÄMPFMACHINE )

A: No

Q: Ohhh, does i t have any stupid samples at all?

A: Of course!

Q: How many songs are on it and what will you charge me (ASSHOLES!) ?

A: 7 songs! A: CHATROULETTE / SLENDERMAN / BUSY GHOST / UGLY
                 B: SUMMERGUTS / STAY RAD! / FALAFFEL 666
    The tape is only 5 bucks( ASSHOLE!)

Q: Oh cool! Where can i get this holy artefact?

A: Just send us a mail:  HEEEEERRRRRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!

Q: But i don`t even have a tapeplayer!

A: They are cheap!You can get one in every second hand shop!

Q: Yeahh, but actually i think your music sucks- i am just waiting for Ty Segall to sign my ?%$§#.

A: Oh! Well i can understand that...